Inappropriate Comments Made at American Idiot

I was having a stressful day, and went to see American Idiot. It was kind of like an episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" The following exchanges ensued:

"If you don't know who Maisey is, you need to get the fuck out."

"It sucks when a beautiful gay has unfortunate-looking friends."

"Oh look, a skunk mullet."

"This show is filled with 15 year-old Hot Topic models."

"Umm, why are we holding the curtain for the creative team? It's a 90-minute show. Don't these kids have school in the morning?"

"Why are you bringing your six year-old here? There's heroin on stage! And you wonder why they come and see me in ten years because you fucked them up!"

"If anyone sings along, they will die."

"I'm glad you two have manners and know how to act in a theater."

"That choreography was so teenage angst."

"I hate when people abuse my young privilege."

"Oh my God, you can tell who is a musical theater fan and who is a Green Day fan so clearly. Good thing MT kids won the lottery four to one."

"Oh my God! It's Snooki!"

JP: "Oh my God! It's Billy Elliot! Me: "(dies laughing) OMG JP. That's so October 31st!"

I'm sure there was more, but I can only remember so much.

Cheers,

-K